How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

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What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf?

A self-awarewolf.

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

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What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

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How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.

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How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.