Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

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Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)