Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

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What do you call batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

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What kind of money do fishermen make ?

Net profits !

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.