Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

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Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!