Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

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Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.