Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"