Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

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What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.