Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

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What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells