Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

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Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

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What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

Whats your GPA?

James answers: "4 2.4."