It already had 10 thousand degrees.
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With any luck, right after it finishes college.
A graduated cylinder.
Furnancial Aid
She strips.
Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.
If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.
Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan
Bison.
Bison
He was an Ursa Major
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Wookiepedia
An ese.
Whas-a-matta U.
Web Design.
Because bears don't go to college.
P.U.
Psi Phi.
Tulane University
BYE-SON!
By son.
BringemYoung University
Their Master's.
University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)
He wanted to be a ninja-neer.
ICU.
They all had masters
Bringham Young
String theory!!
Bi-son
Take notes.
Bison!
Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.
Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans
To study a broad
he didn't want to show up for the finals
Because we call men's studies history.
A Graduated cylinder.
Web Design
A FRATwurst! Hahahahahaha
Because he got nailed on the boards.
His grades were below sea level
Her GPA was unda da C.
Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.
A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.
It's extremely bright, it already has 28 million degrees.
Bye, son."
Student: "Alive".
A: "Would you like fries with that "
Coagulations!
All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.
There's Google.
Because they wanted to be smarties.
Johns Hopkins!
A Basketball player.
AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.
Bison"
Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.
So he could spend a semester a broad.
They Turnip
At the university.
He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".
He needed somebody to cosine.
He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.
Try to neghostiate.
Because they will be at your funeral in spirit
An elevator. It lifts the spirits.
A private tooter
One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
A son of a hitch!
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
A laughing cow. Ahahahahahahahamoo.
But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!
Because to them it's boring.
As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.
