Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

Previous Random Joke Next

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

Mobster Jokes More Mobster Jokes

What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?

Rigatoni!

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

Matta Jokes More Matta Jokes

Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you