Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

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Why did the women's studies major go to college?

To study a broad

Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

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What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?

Rigatoni!

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.