Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

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What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?

Rigatoni!

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you