How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

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What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.

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Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.