Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

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Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

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Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)