Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.

What is a witch's favourite TV show?

Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus