Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house?

The property taxes were gastronomical.

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat ?

How much their husbands make