Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia?

It gives them an opportunity to .

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!