Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.