Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

A: Chelsea.

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.