Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

Why did the cat fall into the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

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Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

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What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.