Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

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Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.