Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

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Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

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Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.