Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.