How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

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Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

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How are women like KFC?

After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

Headless Chicken Jokes More Headless Chicken Jokes

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side