How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

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Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

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What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

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How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side