How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

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Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

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Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

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What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

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Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.