How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

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Because chicken came to his side.

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Why did the salmon cross the road?

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Why did the chicken go to KFC?

A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.

Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side