Why did the crip cross the road?

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"

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What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

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Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

What do you a paralyzed gangster?

A crip.