Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

Crip Jokes More Crip Jokes

What do you a paralyzed gangster?

A crip.

What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip