Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Crip Jokes More Crip Jokes

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip