After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.
Because his hose was in a different area code.
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
The store guard.
A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.
There's no 'f' in way
because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.
You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
The both leave your crotch on fire
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING
You don't no jack!
a Guardian of the Galaxy
Network.
