Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Conference Jokes More Conference Jokes

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A