Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Conference Jokes More Conference Jokes

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).