Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

Conference Jokes More Conference Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.