Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

How much do cosmetics sell for?

Face value.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ?

Amazon of a gun !

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

Conference Jokes More Conference Jokes

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.