Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

Conference Jokes More Conference Jokes

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.