Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill?

A: Because he was dead.

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!