Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

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What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

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Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

What do you do if you see a fireman?

You put it out, man!