Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

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Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

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What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.