You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
Because it was accidental.
Hose A and Hose B.
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.
Jose and Hose B
