Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

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Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

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How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.