Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

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What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

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What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle"

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What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

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How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.