How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

What was the #1 summer blockbuster, according to Cat Fancy magazine?

Mad Manx: Furry Road

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

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What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.