How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

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How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

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How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

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What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.