How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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What's wrong with it?

Doesn't start

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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What do call it when actor Charles Dance tries to flirt?

Dance moves.

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower