According to my neighbor it's 458 times.
Nukes... You're fired!
Neighbor" thanks bugz
By trying to jump rope.
A short woman trying like hell.
Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)
The restraining order
Give her a shovel.