According to my neighbor it's 458 times.
An insti-GATOR!
So he could make his 4Chan.
He looked a little blue
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.
He read it in the Hobbituary.
He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".
Because the snowblower was coming.
Because he saw the snowblower coming