Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

What do you call a deaf dinosaur?

Anything you like - he can't hear you.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.