Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.