Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

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How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around