Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

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What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite !

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

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Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

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What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.