Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

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Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ?

Because frost bites !

How do snowmen travel around ?

By iceicle !

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Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

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How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

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Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around