Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.