Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.