Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ?

The witch !

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What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

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Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

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How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around

What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower