Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

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What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!