Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

What military branch has the largest biceps?

The Army.

Napoleon Jokes More Napoleon Jokes

What did Napoleon say on the rollercoaster?

Ouiiiiiiii!

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Sleeve Jokes More Sleeve Jokes

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.