Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

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What do you call saplings in the army?

the infantry

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

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What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies