Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

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Where do generals keep their armies?

in their sleevies

What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

What is the big hairy thing between Napoleon's legs?

His horse Marengo

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What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies