Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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What do Islamic McDonalds employees wear?

A cheeseburka

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

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Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.