Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.