Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

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What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!