Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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What is the big hairy thing between Napoleon's legs?

His horse Marengo

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

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What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes