What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

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Who might you be?

I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

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How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

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What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.