What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

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What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

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Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

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What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.