Pentecostal Jokes

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Bad at golf?

Join the club.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak?

Parcel-tongue

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

Tungsten Jokes More Tungsten Jokes

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades