Pentecostal Jokes

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

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What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Nudist Jokes More Nudist Jokes

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

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What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists?

The Qu Qu Qu?

Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.