He wanted to speak in tungsten.
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Because they're always throwing up their hands.
Neither can wear pants
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Because they always throw up
Check, mate!
Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"
They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.
T They're just trying to raise a family.
Because they all joined
Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS
A bellerina !
When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?
She pulled her pants up.
Where my knickers at "
Jack of all Spades
Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out