What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

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How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

Gladiator Jokes More Gladiator Jokes

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator