What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

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How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Which was?

We ate Bill" OMG. How long were you in there "4 minutes"

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What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men?

IC

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..