What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

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What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

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Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

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Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

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How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.