What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is womens soccer so rare?

Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

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How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

Gladiator Jokes More Gladiator Jokes

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.