What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

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Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !