What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

Why do people with OCD like Family Feud?

Because it's always black and white.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

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Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ?

Alison to my radio in the mornings !

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.