What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

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Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

What's the deal with black people?

They're not black, and they're not people!

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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

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What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

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How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.