What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich?

Two.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.