Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

Previous Random Joke Next

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Pharaoh Jokes More Pharaoh Jokes

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.