Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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Where do hipsters drown?

the mainstream.

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.