Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

Previous Random Joke Next

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Where do hipsters drown?

the mainstream.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

Pharaoh Jokes More Pharaoh Jokes

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.