Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

Who drowns?

The boat.

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!