Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

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Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.