Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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What did the drowning number theorist say?

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Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt