Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

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How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

What is heavy forwards but not backwards?

A ton.

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Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!