Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

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What's the heaviest soup?

One ton soup.

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.