Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

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How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

What is heavy forward but not backward?

Ton

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.