Ton Jokes

What was the name of the heaviest man in china?

Won ton

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What's the heaviest soup?

One ton soup.

What is heavy forwards but not backwards?

A ton.

What is heavy forward but not backward?

Ton

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

What do Auschwitz, Treblinka, and Sobibor have in common?

Tons of koffing spawns.

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

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How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

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Ribbon Jokes More Ribbon Jokes

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?

Flatman and Ribbon !

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

Flatman Jokes More Flatman Jokes

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

Ton Ton Jokes More Ton Ton Jokes

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

What's the temperate inside of a ton-ton?

What's the temperature inside of a ton-ton? Lukewarm.

Skele Ton Jokes More Skele Ton Jokes

How much does a corpse weigh?

A skele-ton

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

Temperature Jokes More Temperature Jokes

Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

Human Body Jokes More Human Body Jokes

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

Whats the most addictive drug you can formulate out of a piece of the human body?

Hairoin