How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

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Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

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How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

What is a palindrome?

I said, "No, it's not."