What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

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What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond