What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

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What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

one with everything

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What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center?

A plane bagel.

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What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

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What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!

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What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.