What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

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What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!"

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What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones?

White Mail Privilege

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?

The New York Jets ( )

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What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.