A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.
A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.
Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*
Pane!
You belong.
She delivers.
Santa Jaws !
The gun has only one trigger
A bomb vest does something when triggered.
Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.