A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.
A low-key person
Ehh, it depends.
It was feeling crumby.
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
Probably not. Opie delivered.
cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.
Oops.
Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.