What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

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What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's....

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

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What is the biggest gender on Tumblr?

Whale-Kin

What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

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What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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Shoot the people pushing it.

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What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.