What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

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What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

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Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

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What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)