What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

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What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

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Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.

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How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.