The Cis-Teen Chapel
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Coffee Mug
Because they always take a fence
Nap-kin
Trigger-Nometry
Because it's non binary
NCIS
Whale-Kin
Ana-kin
A tumblr.
A bunch of offended Tumblrinas
A pumpkin!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Tumblr.
Because it Lubri-Can't Even!
Because they literally can't even.
I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!
Because they can't even
Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.
Because they can't even.
Napkin.
Because it has cis-trust issues
They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting
Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr
The gun has only one trigger
She identified as pump-kin.
Trigger-nometry... I'll see myself out.
Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.
Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.
A: Inflate it.
Because people are dying to get in.
people are dying to get in.
Leave a plunger in the toilet!
Somebody shot his dog
A nap-kin.
El Taco Lips.
Because they are always V-triggered
Math Salts.
We get drugs pretty easily!"
Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)
Hello, ladies."