What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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What did the square say to the root?

Radical"

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

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What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.

What are a mathematician's five favourite numbers?

0, 1, e, pi.