What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

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What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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What the hell was that?

What the hell was that What the hell was that " (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)

What is white and gold and black and blue?

A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

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Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

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How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.