What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

How does a black girl know she's pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

idk, you dtf tho

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.