What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How do you starve a black guy?

Put his food stamps in his work boots

What did the black guy see when he went down the roller coaster?

His upper lip.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell was that?

What the hell was that What the hell was that " (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.