What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

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Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What is jon snow's favourite slang?

IDK

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"