What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

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Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

What does a rotting corpse say?

idk

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.