What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

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What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.