What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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Who might you be?

I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

What do you call a body builder?

Jim.

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

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Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!