What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

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Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

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Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What's a star trek fans favourite drink?

Picardi and Kirk