What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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What did the ghost wearing sox say?

Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

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What do you call a body builder?

Jim.

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

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Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

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What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!