What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

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What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.