Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

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Israel Jokes More Israel Jokes

What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!