Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

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What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

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What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

early retirement

What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

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What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

Why was the lightning bug unhappy?

Because her children were not very bright.

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Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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What do you do when attacked by a group if clowns?

Go for the juggler.

Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...