And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
A Cellfie
A: Easel-y.
Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.
Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.
One squeeze and they're all over you.
They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
All they will do is fight tooth and nail!
Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.