Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

Why are parents boring?

Because they're groan-ups.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee