Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What was King Arthur's favourite game ?

Knights and crosses !

Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!