Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

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Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

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What do you call a knight with a morning star?

Don

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.