Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group?

D12

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What do you call a knight with a morning star?

Don

Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef