Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

Previous Random Joke Next

Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?

Go straight for the juggler.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.