Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai