Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.
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He "sleighs" them.
Head & Smolders
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.
How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.
They love to swim in gold coins.
The Defenestration of Smaug.
Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess
Because they fight knights!
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Drop your catheter bag.
A wiggle wyrm.
4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.
Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.
Hey, how are you *Alduin*
A parsnip.
Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."
They always have several lairs.
Out of the way. Thanks League smh
Friend:
I don't know, I'm just flying the drone
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
Just one. But it takes 20 episodes
How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!
Not Z.
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
I like to be prepared.
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Ka-Mayomayo
Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.
North Pole-land
because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.
You can drop her off anywhere!!
and I have few friends in real life.
Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.
