Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.
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He "sleighs" them.
Head & Smolders
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.
How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.
They love to swim in gold coins.
The Defenestration of Smaug.
Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess
Because they fight knights!
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Drop your catheter bag.
A wiggle wyrm.
4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.
Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.
Hey, how are you *Alduin*
A parsnip.
Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."
They always have several lairs.
Out of the way. Thanks League smh
Friend:
How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!
Just one. But it takes five episodes.
It was from all the cross-training...
Because they're bad conductors.
Short legged cows
Dragon milk!
By referee-mail.
Black mail !
He was way too autistic for his own good.
If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!
North Poleish
A rebel without a Claus.
Brainwashed.
Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.
Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.
He got off on a technicality
