Dragon Jokes

What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group?

D12

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

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How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

Z Jokes More Z Jokes

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

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How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

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Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub"

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard

What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Shampoo Jokes More Shampoo Jokes

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

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