Dragon Jokes

What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group?

D12

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

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How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

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What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.