Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.
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He "sleighs" them.
Head & Smolders
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.
How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.
They love to swim in gold coins.
The Defenestration of Smaug.
Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess
Because they fight knights!
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Drop your catheter bag.
A wiggle wyrm.
4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.
Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.
Hey, how are you *Alduin*
A parsnip.
Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."
They always have several lairs.
Out of the way. Thanks League smh
Friend:
A fish!
Just one. But it takes five episodes.
Just one. But it takes 20 episodes
This one will sleigh you !
Sleighs 'em
When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.
A bookworm !
Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
Because three hos are better than one!
How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!
For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."
So they don't have hairballs!
Kick him in the balls
We make jager bombs. We are not a species made to last.