Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!
D12
He "sleighs" them.
Head & Smolders
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.
How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.
They love to swim in gold coins.
The Defenestration of Smaug.
Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess
Because they fight knights!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Drop your catheter bag.
A wiggle wyrm.
4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.
Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.
Hey, how are you *Alduin*
A parsnip.
Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."
They always have several lairs.
Out of the way. Thanks League smh
Friend:
My Dad:We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!
My iPhone 6.
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.
Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
Because Seven was a registered six offender.
Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z
Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***
Because they're Not-Z's ( )
If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!
I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.
Tresemme 21
Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard