What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution?

They put their head into it.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Shampoo Jokes More Shampoo Jokes

Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders