Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.

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What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

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How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

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When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.