Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.