Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus?

You get off.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer