How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.