How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.