How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

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Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.