Causal fridays.
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."
He wouldn't turn in his essay
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
A Van De Graaff.
They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
Whirled Peas
A tra-jeudi.