Causal fridays.
They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed
No Stairway.
He was having a hard time looking up.
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
Because he was a physicist.
When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
A toy builder.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
It was Friday only a few hours ago...
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
Whirled Peas
Because they were for test porpoise only
Thoreau Back Thursday
A trajeudi.