Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How do you convey body language?

With your figure of speech

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

Thursday Jokes More Thursday Jokes

What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday

What's a chiropractor's busiest day?

Throwback Thursday.