Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What do you call a failing brand?

Calvin DeKlein.

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Thursday Jokes More Thursday Jokes

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.