Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed

Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why did the scientist study soda?

Because he was a physicist.

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Who can make six figures a year and still be poor?

A toy builder.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Thursday Jokes More Thursday Jokes

What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.