Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

What's a physicists favourite graph?

A Van De Graaff.

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What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

What do the French call a bad Thursday?

A tra-jeudi.