Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it .

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

my ghosh

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Thursday Jokes More Thursday Jokes

What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black