Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

Thursday Jokes More Thursday Jokes

What's a chiropractor's busiest day?

Throwback Thursday.

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.