Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

Thursday Jokes More Thursday Jokes

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.