Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

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Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

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Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.