Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

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Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

What do you call a failed resistance?

Ohmless

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Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.