Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

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Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.