Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Ramp Jokes More Ramp Jokes

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.