Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

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Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Ramp Jokes More Ramp Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible