Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

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What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

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Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

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Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

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Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible