Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?
He never changes his position.
Because all the politicians are in hell.
She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)
A: Close encounters of the nerd kind
It's a place of udder delight.
No Stairway.
Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible