Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

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What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What's the quietest album in the world?

Stephen Hawking - unplugged

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

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Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.