Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

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Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

What's the quietest album in the world?

Stephen Hawking - unplugged

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Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Ramp Jokes More Ramp Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible