Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Cause he can't do stand-up.
Because he's a sinner.
It's because they're always drunk as hell.
Angel food cake of course!
Threw his baby out the window.
No Stairway.
What could go wrong " My son apparently
Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible
Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
