What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

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What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny