What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

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What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

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What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

What is life?

Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called

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What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

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What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"