What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do you never see black people on cruise ships?

Because they won't fall for the same trick twice

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

What's a three letter word for Hell?

DMV.

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue :(

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"