What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

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What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!