What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

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What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark.

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What does the high elves call Gandalf?

Methrandir

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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What is Gollum's favourite bird?

A Smeagull! :D

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es