Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

How often do I think about Keira?

Knightley.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do programmers say 'I love you!' ?

You are my MSB.

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

What did the bean say to the other bean?

How have you been?

Electric Car Jokes More Electric Car Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.